Performed during "Whoopie".
1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
ALTERNATE
2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.
ALTERNATE
2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.
The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.
by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010
Get the THE Batmanmug. Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears
by Spazmeister October 18, 2006
Get the Batmanmug. When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.
by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008
Get the batmanmug. Someone who is above you and will always be better than you, He also solos your favorite verse with ease.
Batman is better than yall, he looks better than yall, He got moe bitches than yall, He pull moe bitches that yall, All yall niggas below him
by Batmanmeatrider February 7, 2022
Get the Batmanmug. Who's batman?
Its F***ING BATMAN! He's the greatest detective known on the planet!
. . .
He's Batman, enough said.
Its F***ING BATMAN! He's the greatest detective known on the planet!
. . .
He's Batman, enough said.
by R0|3iN#3 June 13, 2019
Get the Batmanmug. To be "Batmaned" is to be Physically beaten so bad that you are near death or incapacitated, just as the superhero Batman demonstrates when fighting villains.
"Did you see that fight? That kid got Batmaned!"
"I swear I'm gonna Batman him if he keeps talking shit!"
"I swear I'm gonna Batman him if he keeps talking shit!"
by Dark Rob December 27, 2013
Get the Batmanmug. Batman is an American television series, based on the DC comic book character of the same name.The series starred Adam West as Batman/Bruce Wayne and Burt Ward as Robin/Dick Grayson.In their disguises as Batman and Robin respectively,the two crime fighters (also known as The Dynamic Duo) defend the citizens of Gotham City from the various criminals and supervillains of the city.The series aired on the American Broadcasting Company (ABC) network for three seasons from January 12, 1966 to March 14, 1968, and 120 episodes were produced in total.
Recurring villains:
Whilst Batman and Robin faced numerous criminals and supervillains in their war on crime, they would often come across certain master criminals more often than others.The following are examples:
1. Joker -- played by Cesar Romero
2. Riddler -- played by Frank Gorshin
3. Penguin -- played by Burgess Meredith
4. Catwoman -- played by Julie Newmar
5. Mad Hatter -- played by David Wayne
6. Egghead -- played by Vincent Price
7. King Tut -- played by Victor Buono
8. Zelda the Great -- played by Anne Baxter
9. Marsha, Queen of Diamonds -- played by Carolyn Jones
10. Louie the Lilac -- played by Milton Berle
11. Shame -- played by Cliff Robertson
***Note:Many of the villains that featured in this Batman TV series were INVENTED specifically for this series and are NOT part of the established Batman universe (or at least they were not at the time they debuted in this series).***
Recurring villains:
Whilst Batman and Robin faced numerous criminals and supervillains in their war on crime, they would often come across certain master criminals more often than others.The following are examples:
1. Joker -- played by Cesar Romero
2. Riddler -- played by Frank Gorshin
3. Penguin -- played by Burgess Meredith
4. Catwoman -- played by Julie Newmar
5. Mad Hatter -- played by David Wayne
6. Egghead -- played by Vincent Price
7. King Tut -- played by Victor Buono
8. Zelda the Great -- played by Anne Baxter
9. Marsha, Queen of Diamonds -- played by Carolyn Jones
10. Louie the Lilac -- played by Milton Berle
11. Shame -- played by Cliff Robertson
***Note:Many of the villains that featured in this Batman TV series were INVENTED specifically for this series and are NOT part of the established Batman universe (or at least they were not at the time they debuted in this series).***
Kato: (during the big fight between Batman, Robin, Green Hornet, Kato, and Colonel Gum's Henchmen, Robin punches Kato sending him to Green Hornet) "It's a good thing those guys are on our side, even though they don't know it."
Robin: (after being hit by Kato, Robin stumbles into Batman) "It's a good thing those guys aren't in town every week."
Robin: (after being hit by Kato, Robin stumbles into Batman) "It's a good thing those guys aren't in town every week."
by The Centurion October 3, 2014
Get the Batmanmug.