THE Batman

Performed during "Whoopie".

1. When you are about to blow your load, walk away into a dark room saying nothing. Lure her into to the room, and much like Batman himself, use her fear and surroundings to stalk her until you can swoop down on her like the predator you are and the prey she is, and blow your load on her.

ALTERNATE

2. Hang from the ceiling and lure your victim...er...yea, vctim, into the room and when shes in the right position swoop down and blow your load on her.

The cops were impressed with my creativity in creating THE Batman, but were unimpressed along with the EMS team when my girlfriend had a heart-attack after I swooped on her and erupted.

by Jack Macaque July 19, 2010

Batman

Batman is when you cum in a girls hair while she's asleep and when she wakes up her hair is sticking straight up like batmans ears

Yo, I gave my girl a Batman last night, she woke up and I had slept with Bruce Wayne

by Spazmeister October 18, 2006

batman

When the scrotum of a man becomes connected to both of his legs simultaneously, causing slight discomfort. Upon standing up to amend the situation (separate sack from legs) the scrotum is stretched between its sweaty fixings, spreading like batman's cape... The Batman.

"Aw, dude I've got a batman... my sack's stuck to both of my legs!!!"

by Gregor Smith March 13, 2008

Batman

An old English soldier from WWI and WWII that drove tanks to destroy enemy frontlines or a strategist that was planning to destroy enemy headquarters.

That Batman is crazy, he wants us to win this war by destroying the headquarters with bombs.

by Commander8750 December 22, 2018

BATMAN

Lucas is BATMAN he saves Gotham city at night and during the day is a seventh grader. Bob Kane documented his life and to hide his actual identity changed his name to Bruce Wayne.

Lucas: IM BATMAN
Friends: NOOOO
Lucas: (Saves Gotham) told you I was BATMAN.

by Batperson June 21, 2013

Batman

Who's batman?
Its F***ING BATMAN! He's the greatest detective known on the planet!
. . .
He's Batman, enough said.

Reporter: Who is the Batman? Who is he behind that mask? Can we trust someone we don't know?

by R0|3iN#3 June 13, 2019

Batman

To be "Batmaned" is to be Physically beaten so bad that you are near death or incapacitated, just as the superhero Batman demonstrates when fighting villains.

"Did you see that fight? That kid got Batmaned!"

"I swear I'm gonna Batman him if he keeps talking shit!"

by Dark Rob December 27, 2013