Viking Baptism

The act of pissing on a Christian, in order to mock their ritual of baptism.

Viking 1: So what'd you do last night?
Viking 2: I pissed on a Christian.
Viking 1: Ah, a classic Viking Baptism, wish I'd have been there.

by SexySammy March 18, 2010

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batsman

a generic derogatory term, for a cum guzzling thundercunt.

"luk at my mod hat!12"
"tommy, your a batsman."

by luciferschild666 January 27, 2008

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the act of engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman in labor and cumming on the baby's face.

derivatives:
bacon baptism - one of the participants is a pig
barking baptism - one of the participants is a dog
holy fucking baptism - one of the participants is a member of a religious order.
premeditated fucking baptism - the man inpregnated the woman with the intention of engaging in this act.

I love the pregnant ladies. When they're birthin' you can fit all kinds of stuff up in there. Give little miss a fucking baptism!

by glassy wassy September 7, 2008

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batsman

Someone who bats for the other team. A homosexual.

Nigel Ellis of tech support is a batsman of the highest order.

by AW December 22, 2004

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Baptism

When your girl is on her knees in the hot shower ready to suck you off, and you stretch your nutsack out into the shape of a bowl to catch water inside it. Once full, you dump the holy water on her head to let her know she has been blessed to swallow your unwanted children.

Its time for your 7pm baptism. Get the shower hot so there is more room for the holy water...

by A ball moron October 16, 2020

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