keeping the dog in the bathtub

The act of fucking a woman in the pussy with your cock while simultaneaously sticking your balls in her arse, known as "keeping the dog in the bathtub" because it is as hard to pull of successfully as keeping your dog in the the bathtub while washing it.

See also plum fuck

"Hey Jeff, I was keeping the dog in the bathtub all last night with that ho, my balls still smell"

by DeadlyDave June 11, 2006

5 dogs in a bathtub

When you shove your dick, both balls, and both fists in a girl's asshole.

Oh man, I just did 5 dogs in a bathtub with Stacy's dad last night. It was cadaverific.

by Mia Butthurts February 15, 2017

make toast in the bathtub

Usually told to someone you really want to kill themselves, but don't want to explicitly say "kill yourself".

"Hey dude you should really check out this cool new anime-"
"Make toast in the bathtub"

by Maleficent Dolphin March 24, 2017

Bathtub Sink Effect

Those times when you use your bathtub to heat your sink. A lot of times when one washes their hands at the sink and turns the water on hot, nothing but cold water comes out of the faucet. By letting the water in the bathtub run for about 10-15 seconds, the water heats up. Then you turn off the water in the bathtub, run your water on hot at the sink, and in a couple of seconds, you have hot water running at the sink.

Normally when the Bathtub Sink Effect is not done, you can run the sink water for minutes and get nothing but cold water even though you have it on hot.

by Dancing with Fire December 14, 2010

This Isn't a beach It's a Bathtub

Literally the most retarded porn video I could find.

yuh, i was watching porn, and the chick says, "I see you don't have a lifeguard for your beach", and the guy in the bathtub goes, "Lady this isn't a beach it's a bathtub!"

by yuH homie February 18, 2019

3 dogs in a bathtub

The act of inserting one's entire penis and scrotum into an anus or vagina. The difficulty of that feat is akin to getting three dogs to take a bath at once, hence the phrase 'three dogs in a bathtub.'

Fitting my whole package into Sarah was harder than putting 3 dogs in a bathtub.

Or:

Kelly was so wide open I put three dogs in the bathtub.

by Slime Church March 11, 2011

get the dog into the bathtub

You're screwing a girl in the ass. You try to get your nuts up in there as well. It's about as tough as trying to get the dog into the bathtub.

If you have a tuna can, it really is impossible to get the dog into the bathtub.

by oas August 28, 2006