A common misspelling of the Arab name "Bashir", which, like "Bashar," means "deliverer of good news." The current holder of this rare naming is a man from Los Angeles who likes to study astronomy and make video games with his friends while scarfing down watermelons and beef ribs and making himself fat. He is obsessed with anything that can be described positively and, while working, he will do something stupid and cause a scientific discovery. Talking to him will make your IQ go up and down at the same time.
*Example 1*
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
Person 1(texting): Have you seen this guy Basheer? He's an immigrant from Syria and he looks pretty interesting
Person 2(texting): Yeah, but I think his name is Bashir...
Person 1: I don't know, he looks like a "Basheer" to me especially since he went all apeshit over those watermelons!
*Example 2*
Basheer: Hey guys let's play ping pong atop a nuclear reactor!
*He and friends Alex and Eli do so. Eli falls into the nulear reactor and turns into a hyperactive technologically advanced cyborg monkey*
Basheer: Oh god what have we done?
Alex: We've sped up the evolution process!
*silence*
Basheer: So do you like cars?
by bashdash4 May 14, 2013
Get the Basheer mug.One who goes around Germany killing and tormenting German Nazis'. Most preferable during the Second World War. The typical way to kill Nazis is by bare hands, guns, knives, boot heels, piano wire, or just about anything you can imagine killing a Nazi with.
Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:
1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.
4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Rules and tips of an Inglorious Basterd:
1) If the Nazi is left alive and is allowed to escape, a swastika symbol must always be carved directly in the center of his forehead.
2) If a Nazi is dead, his scalp must be removed by knife.
3) Collecting 100 Nazi scalps proves a skilled and accomplished Inglorious Basterd.
4) Shooting a Nazi's testicles off or bashing his brains in with a baseball bat is an epic victory.
5) There is never any prisoner business, there is only killing Nazi business. Business must always be booming.
Famous Inglorious Basterds:
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
Lt. Aldo Raine (aka, Aldo the Apache)
Sgt. Donny Donowitz (aka, The Bear Jew)
Sgt. Hugo StiGlitz
Indiana Jones (Not an original 'Basterd')
by stebo11 January 30, 2010
Get the Inglorious Basterd mug.Bawteeth is a put down, an idiot, a moron, someone who has done something unbelievably stupid. For example "Hey you! Bawteeth! Why did you just drink bleach?"
by MatthewHunter October 27, 2007
Get the bawteeth mug.verb the act of getting, &/or being, baked & wasted at the same time. getting baked + getting wasted = basteing
Jim can often be found Basteing behind the library on campus.
Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!
"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"
Basteing, is my absolute favorite thing to do!
"I'm Basting ballz right now brahh!"
by Roost3r Cogz August 25, 2009
Get the Basteing mug.A baseen (bas -een) is a knife that is longer that 10 inches .this word is often used by Loski of the Harlem spartens.
by boss man sQ August 17, 2017
Get the baseen mug.A leaving god, if god was on earth, that would be a Bastien for sure. Some theories even admit that it actually could be one of them.
by DieuOfficiel April 8, 2020
Get the Bastien mug.That little turkey basterd's mother is suing his father for support, but his father claims he didn't know about the insemination.
by neologisto July 15, 2011
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