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Blossomhouse

Slang for a group of people that sit around all day and do nothing with there lifes.Usually they waste there time screaming like children and complaining about things.They unIronically use slang they don't understand. Blossomhouse can also be used for group chats where several men simp over a single person.
I hear that logan kid joined a blossomhouse, Hasnt been the same sense.
I always knew jake was a simp. he joined a blossomhouse a while ago.
I can't believe paul joined a Blossom house,They have been motivating his lazy behaviour
by John William, August 22, 2021
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Blossom

an angelic and kindhearted girl
"blossom is so soft and sweet!!!"
by mallorydaisied January 26, 2023
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I had a long day at work and I really need to call my blosseuse tonight for some expert stress relief.
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Squat Blossom

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peanut blossom

The best Christmas cookie to ever be consumed, consisting of peanut butter-based dough rolled in sugar with a delectably delicious Hershey's Kiss placed in the center.
"Where's Jake?"
"He's downstairs eating peanut blossoms with Allison."
"Is that an innuendo?"
"No."
"Oh."
by yom torke December 10, 2013
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taco blossom

I wish to dine on your taco blossom tonight
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Plunge blossom

A female or males pretty pink butthole that is enflamed and puffy from deep fast hard thrusts
The new male inmate bent over in the shower to show all his new cell mates his plunge blossom, and see which one would like to be next.
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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