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Boinked

You've been fucked
Your friend punching you in lava and you lose your diamonds.
Your friend, "Oh God, you've been boinked
by ThatUnoDude March 10, 2020
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Binsky Boink

I’m headed out to Morocco, night get into a binsky boink.
by NuggerelliJones October 9, 2019
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Boinked

Another way to iterate the way in which you got ran over by a car
The lady was in such a rush that she left her passenger side door open, and boinked a kid on the way out of her parking spot.
by Savage Sandy October 26, 2018
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Spoinkin the boink

The act of preforming oral sex
Nancy is really experienced with spoinkin the boink”
by Smolkittybean February 6, 2019
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ka-doink, boink

A word/sound you use after someone says something incredibly obvious. Like using the word "duh", only way better. May be followed by a swift slap to the back of the person's, who pointed this obvious statement out, head.
Or sometimes its acceptable to use a face palm.
EX: "Hey, your wearing a green shirt!"
"Uhh Ka-Doink, Boink. Genius."
*swift slap to head* (optional face palm)
by apple juice ginger June 9, 2011
mugGet the ka-doink, boinkmug.

Oink and Boink

When two partners shit violently on the ground, then roll around it having sex.
“Me and grenda were taking care of the pigs out back, and wanted to create our own version of natures gift.”

“Gross man you really did the Oink and Boink
by The Boy Caroni August 25, 2022
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Boinking

In rock climbing, after taking a fall into free space, the climber and belayer work together to pull and bounce the climber back to the rock
Climber: man I just had such a big whipper, I don't know how to get back up to the rock!
Belayer: let's try boinking you back up!
by steveman1123 December 5, 2024
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