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๐š ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐šŠ ๐š–๐šŠ๐š— ๐š’๐šœ ๐š๐šŠ๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š ๐šŠ ๐šœ๐š‘๐š’๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š ๐šŠ ๐š ๐š˜๐š–๐šŠ๐š— ๐š ๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐šœ ๐š๐š˜ ๐šœ๐šž๐šŒ๐š” ๐šข๐š˜๐šž๐š› ๐šŒ๐š˜๐šŒ๐š” ๐š ๐š’๐š•๐š•๐š’๐š—๐š๐š•๐šข ๐š๐š˜ ๐š๐šŽ๐š ๐š˜๐š ๐š˜๐š— ๐š’๐š
๐š ๐š‘๐šŽ๐š— ๐š’ ๐š ๐šŠ๐šœ ๐šœ๐š’๐š๐š๐š’๐š—๐š ๐š˜๐š— ๐š๐š‘๐šŽ ๐š๐š˜๐š’๐š•๐šŽ๐š ๐šŒ๐šŠ๐š—๐š๐š’๐šŒ๐šŽ ๐š๐šŠ๐šŸ๐šŽ ๐š–๐šŽ ๐šŠ ๐š‹๐š•๐šž๐š–๐š™๐š”๐š’๐š— ๐š•๐šŠ๐šœ๐š ๐š—๐š’๐š๐š‘๐š
by Pickles06 January 25, 2021
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Blumpkin

A gender-neutral term for the act of giving oral sex to a person who is defecating. Contrary to popular belief, blumpkins are not unique to blowjobs: as humanity progresses, our definitions so too must evolve to encapsulate the diversity of grotesque and beautiful sex acts of the wild modern world.
"She braced one leg on the wall, just above the roll of Charmin, and let a long brown roll slide from her backside as he twirled his tongue betwixt the salmon-pink folds of her frontside in a blumpkin that could only be described as socially progressive."

"I caressed his erect phallus and kneeled for a blumpkin, as the remains of his dinner were violently ejected into the porcelain bowl."
by thefutureliberalswant April 27, 2021
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At the party yesterday I heard that Shane got a blumpkin!
by Cracker man 999 May 17, 2021
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a pet name for a very good dog
i cant wait to see my blumpkin
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To get head when ur on the toilet taking a Mondo Dook
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An alternative and very sexual phrase for big boner.
"Hey Jimmy I see your big ol' blumpkin sticking out of your new limited edition Shaquille O'Neal basketball shorts, by the way nice blumpkin".
by Oiyer69 July 8, 2022
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