AFGHANISTAN

A SORT OF CONFUSING COUNTRY BECAUSE THEY RELATE TO THE MIDDLE EASTERN CULTURE AND CENTRAL ASIAN CULTURE. BEAUTIFUL NATURE IN THE COUNTRY LIKE SNOW Capped mountains, deserts and small cities. the people are beautiful but thew only thing wrecking this country is poverty and war. the country used to be part of Persia. Afghanistan is pretty much Iran but under a different name and same language. THEY ARE THE DESCENDANTS OF IRAN

friend: where are you from?
me: im from afghanistan
friend: oh isnt that a middle eastern country or something?
me: kind of. .it depends on the province your from
Friend:( confused and walks away) okay nice!

by Muskaan Akhgar May 9, 2019

Afghan Pink Dragon

When your girl is on her period, pull out when you’re about to cum and nut in her ass, then mix it with pepto bismol and let ‘er rip

Guy: Hey wanna do this Afghan Pink Dragon Thing?
Girl: I’m pregnant

by iSpitOnLlamas January 17, 2021

Afghani Toast

When a person urinates on one side of something, and defecates on the other side, coating both sides equally.

He's giving that hobo a good old fashion Afghani Toast.

by Herovillain September 23, 2010

afghan kryptonite

poi poi, cucarachita, Marijuana, pod, weed grass...

look i got a few of afghan kryptonite..

yea!!!

by sick379 June 14, 2009

afghandu

Another word for “Afghan”, refers to the illiterate refugees of Afghanistan

Afghandus are obsessed with blaming all their problems on Pakistan and Iran

by Afghandu refugee December 15, 2021

Afghani Handy

An Afghani Handy is when a women, preferably of Middle Eastern descent, wipes her ass with one hand after taking a shit. Once she does this she proceeds to give you, or the male a hand job with the same hand.

"Hey remember that exchange student from Iran? Well last night she gave me a Afghani Handy!"

by bssknox December 10, 2009

afghandustan

True name of the hell hole also known as Afghanistan. Afghans are Gandus so Afghan + Gandu = Afghandustan.

Afghandustan is a shit hole of the world

by Baad maan July 18, 2021