Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

Psycho-analytic awareness

A disability affecting some people when they are trying to fall asleep. Psycho-analytic awareness sufferers will focus on any noise (most commonly the television or room mates talking) to the point where they cannot fall asleep. This likely is caused by the individuals unconscious attempts to make sentences and paragraphs out of the words they hear just before sleep. Can often cause sleeplessness and insomnia.

Marie left the television on the Food Network in the living room again last night. I layed away all night listening to it through the wall because of my psycho-analytic awareness.

by Schwinndala August 1, 2010

anal tactile awareness

The ability to precisely determine the difference between a humid fart or shitting oneself inadvertently. Prevents having to check one's pants with moisture-laden gaseous emissions. Combining with anal dexterity permits the ability to release humid, rancid gaseous emissions while precisely holding back hydraulic pressure in the rectum and avoiding a mess.

"Shit! I just shat myself. I wish I had better anal tactile awareness so I would have known that wasn't a fart."

by Misanthropic Views October 9, 2013

raise awareness

Attaching yourself to a cause, typically for profit, without actually doing anything to help.

Her aim is to raise awareness about marine debris and plastic pollution that impacts our world’s oceans and its inhabitants.

“I created these images to depict the global plastic problem, I wanted my images to have an impact,” she explains

by Ichi Mu January 5, 2017

singles awareness day

Feb. 13th, the day before Valentine's Day. Because so many people don't have relationships (or do, and they hate Valentine's Day anyway), Feb 13th is the day where single people do nothing, there are no cards, no flowers or anything like that.

Happy singles awareness day!

by IrishRepublicanArmy February 14, 2004

Celebrity Awareness Booster

Person making it aware of what celebrity A is doing even though some may not care. Potential stalker material

HBO Fan 1: "Ralph Garman is talking about Emma Stone again! I'm glad he does this, She is sooo hot! He's my favorite celebrity awareness booster!"

HBO Fan 2: Take a drink!

HBO Fan 3: He's kinda creepy

by DaXTreme SModfan January 24, 2011

Statial Awareness

How 'in-tune' you are to the passing of time.

It's almost time for dinner, what are you thinking?

Dinner? Bitch, it's only 2 P.M., your statial awareness is all fucked up.

by Dracor July 25, 2011