Awakened

Spiritually aware of the universe and it's direct metaphysical connection to one's own being and the connection it host to all life forces.

It was at the moment I was awakened.

by Awakened April 4, 2015

Premature Awakeulation

Waking up before your alarm clock goes off because your afraid your alarm is broken/wont go off when its supposed to.

Since Alison dropped her alarm behind her bed she went to sleep worried it wouldn't go off in the morning and she might be late for work. This resulted in premature awakeulation the next morning.

by VPizz January 14, 2008

Situational Awareness

Code for not doing shit at work

Boss: Hey, what are you working on today?

Employee: Well, first and foremost, I plan to maintain a high level of situational awareness.

Boss: Outstanding.

by bleeper1 August 10, 2009

Awakened Bahamut

dragon punchy aaaaaaaaa

Average BC player: awakened bahamut can punch the base

Super metal hippo: no

by XxGAMERBROAMONGUSNOTCRINGENAME September 4, 2021

Nocturnal Awakenings

Waking up in the middle of the night or very early morning and not being able to return to sleep.

I woke up this morning at 3:30am because of "Nocturnal Awakenings"

by The Sleep Expert June 20, 2009

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

Awokening

(n): a ritualistic attack in which 2 or more woke individuals insult and belittle a stranger that they perceive to be insensitive to social justice issues, usually on social media.

Sarah and Courtney took offense when a lady posted that she didn’t care for black leggings, so they initiated an awokening to set her straight dive she was obviously a racist.

by SameLameAmy June 29, 2021