praying at the porcelin alter

Similar to Driving the big white bus, only this time you are on your knees in front of the toilet puking up your lunch, everything you had to drink in the past 8 hours and part of your small intestine. You are also swearing to God or Jesus or the Devil or whoever that you will NEVER EVER NEVER get so fucking wasted again for the rest of your life, but probably will at the next party you are invited to next weekend.

Services beging following Happy hour.

by PeeBee February 18, 2004

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Retard Alert

A way of warning people that a retard is present in the vicinity. Can be either verbal or typed. Used primarily on forums when someone says something so incredibly ignorant or stupid, you simply cannot believe it.

Noob: THE GP2X IS BETTER THAN THE PANDORA
forum member: ...The Pandora isn't even out yet......
another member: Oh god, RETARD ALERT!

by DCGM June 4, 2008

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alert cobra

A Male erection that is ready to pounce

Yo man I got such an alert cobra

by Matt Calvery March 18, 2008

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Adler Cary

A man who likes his toast buttered.

"Man, he puts butter on his toast? Must be an Adler Cary."

by obamabinlayden January 15, 2014

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alter098

A tiktok user going by alter098. All his posts are undoubtedly comically hilarious, relatable and cool. His an iconically amazing person with a refreshing POV and down-to earth attitude. He easily makes anyone's day 10x better. He’s a huge goat.

Person A: alter098 was on my FYP again today!

Person B: Same! His so fucking funny, he always manages to make me laugh!

Person A: I know right! I'm so proud to be mutuals with him...!

Person B: No way! I heard he rarely accept mutual requests!! You’re so lucky!!!

by Special Culte! March 13, 2022

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