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Alphabet soup

That ever-expanding collection of sexual minorities that identify themselves with initialisms or acronyms that are more or less completely opaque to the uninitiated.

Includes, principally, the LGBT spectrum (LGBTQIQGQASA...) and the kink spectrum (BDSM, CBT, D/s, etc.)
Quinn was an asexual lesbian hermaphrodite, and a submissive masochist -- and therefore didn't swim in the alphabet soup, but dived in it.
by DancingKali November 6, 2011
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ALPHYSIS

The God of Bootleg, also the most unloved person in the universe
have you guys heard of ALPHYSIS? he is a disappointment to his family
by ALPHYSIS October 16, 2021
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alphabooty

The female that takes priority over a plethora of other females being played. The alphabooty female is often considered as having higher status than other hos and baby's mommies.
I hit that ho all weekend, but on Monday morning, it's back to alphabooty.
by amedeo henry February 5, 2008
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alpha dweeb

A nerdy, socially awkward person who, in the company of other dweebs, takes on alpha male characteristics and dominates the group.

synonyms: king of the dipshits
Derrek mocked Pinter's incorrect Cylon reference.

"Um, hello, there were no LASERS in the Cylon hands, they used machine guns, thank you."

Pinter cried inside at the furious mocking from the alpha dweeb.
by effdot June 5, 2009
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Alphabetist

Someone who is prejudiced against people who's names start with a letter near the end of the alphabet.
"Man we always get stuck at the end of the line, it sucks."
"Ya man. Its cause our names start in W and Y, and everyone here is a damn alphabetist."
by wrightman690 July 2, 2009
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Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.
Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!
by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010
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alphabet song

Guy: I JUST REALISED THE ALPHABET SONG IS TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
Other Guy:My childhood is destroyed
by JERACERX May 30, 2016
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