Barrow, Alaska 

A town of 5,000 people in the middle of fucking nowhere on the very tip (aka North Slope) of northern Alaska on the Arctic Ocean. It's colder than a witch's tit up there, and never gets warmer than -10 degrees for 6 months. For two months in the summer, the sun never sets, and in the winter, it's constantly dark. Most of the town suffers from Seasonal Affective Disorder. There's absolutely no civilization for 400-500 miles in either direction. There's nothing to do there except drill oil and masturbate.

I moved to Barrow, and now I want to blow my fucking brains out.

Barrow, Alaska by Sultan July 25, 2004

Palmer, Alaska 

The greatest place ever. Period. Home of the Alaska State Fair, lots of weed, fuck-ups galore, Kwik Mart ice cream (after the remodeling), and Pioneer Pizza. Thank the Lord for Pioneer Pizza.

Dude, let's go to Palmer and get stoned.

Palmer, Alaska by Meh. Go Away. May 8, 2005

Disasta from Alaska  

Insulting nickname for Sarah Palin, Governor of Alaska, and Vice Presidential nominee for the Republican Party. So named for her lack of intelligence, her right wing radical views, and the fact that she is a complete and total drag on McCain's campaign for President. Like, a disaster...

The fact that the nickname rhymes is just a cool co-incidence.

Joe: Are you voting for McCain?
Bob: You crazy? I don't want the Disasta from Alaska as Vice President!! She's as dumb as a bag of hammers!!

Disasta from Alaska by Precious999 December 9, 2008

Looking for Alaska 

1)John Green the Michael L. Printz award winner's first book. So far there is no sequel, nor does John intend on writing one, but Looking for Alaska may be made into a movie. John Green has also written two other books, An Abundance of Katherines and Paper Towns.

2) "Lookin for Alaska" is a song written by Liane Graham covered by Hank Green for John Green's book Looking for Alaska.

Person 1: Looking for Alaska is one of my favorite books.
Person 2: Ya, but have you heard the song for the book? It rocks my socks.

Looking for Alaska by nerdfighters: made of awesome June 6, 2009

Mr. Alaska 

When someone with a masters degree has the geography knowledge of a third grader.

"Alaska is an island. Why else would they put it in a box next to Hawaii on the map?"

"Isn't Dutch Land that country near Holland where the Dutch are from?"

"You know, the Aryans... from Arya?"

-Are you kidding me, Mr. Alaska?

Mr. Alaska by Bugle Boy July 14, 2010

Bom Alaska 

Something you say when you are tripping on LSD.
A safe word you say to know that you are in reality
An evolutionary word which becomes a nickname to Bom Touvy

Could you pass me that Bom Alaska.
Don't that! It's a Bom Alaska.
Have you been to Bom Alaska

Bom Alaska by philosophiq May 15, 2015

Oceans Ate Alaska 

A progressive metalcore band from England, that is known for having intricate guitar and drum work, different time signatures, and awesome breakdowns. Though they are one of the better metalcore bands out there, they still have some common flaws of metalcore bands, like having whinny lyrics, and slight lowering in quality after losing a singer.

"Yo dude, did you hear that new Oceans Ate Alaska album, it's pretty good."

Oceans Ate Alaska by Vibrathot July 31, 2017