Absofrickenlutely

More than definitely.......enthusiastically and profoundly yes!!!!!

I will absofrickenlutely be at your bbq!!!!!

by LilTe September 11, 2016

absofeckinlutely

When something is without a fecking doubt to be the absolute truth.

She absofeckinlutely sucked the juices from her sausage before slicing and dicing it.

by mimisaurus May 30, 2016

Absocutely

When you agree on something being cute

Person one: “awhhhh aren’t those kittens and puppies cute”
Person two: “Absocutely”

by Gaagaaohlala October 14, 2018

absofacto

Indie musician who's song "Dissolve" became a member through tik-tok

Yo have you heard Dissolve by absofacto? It's a fucking banger

by E.M.V.J.J March 23, 2019

Absence makes the dick grow harder

When someone becomes more attractive to you when you haven’t seen them in a long time. Basically, your image of them in your head becomes more attractive.

Matthew: I thought you were over Terrry?
Sam: I haven’t seen him in a month, and you know what they say, absence makes the dick grow harder.

by Trainyardtrash June 2, 2019

absofruitly

better than absolutely

I absofruitly don’t want to go to your baby shower, Karen

by vmurphey June 8, 2019

Absofacto

Singer/songwriter who’s an absolute legend, G.O.A.T!

“What are you listening to?”

“Absofacto.”

“Who’s a aBsO-fAcTo?”
“An underrated lyrical genius, that’s who.”

by MaidieMae October 17, 2019