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Ashlee Simpson

A lip syncer on snl... Looks like shit! no talent, acid-reflex is bull shit!!!!! And plus who the fuck messes up with Lip syncing...... AND BLAMBS HER FUCKING band, its bad enofgh they have to play in ur band.!
Nothing like Jessica! "my career is falling into 'peices pieces' of me". SHe should be a whore
by Fujed November 2, 2004
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Ashlee

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I love you and have since primary school you are funny, weird and smart you are the person that I want to spend the rest of my life with
I Love You Ashlee
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athletic and toned

A body type that is typically selected on match.com by females that are neither athletic, nor toned. If they were honest with themselves, they would be selecting "a few extra pounds"
All I'm finding by searching through the athletic and toned body type girls are fatsos that I would never even want to look at, let alone see without any clothes on. I think I'm going to puke.
by mylibido October 9, 2008
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Ashlee Simpson

slightly worse than britney spears, but hey, at least britneys dancing makeup for her lipsynching...
(ie...hoedowns = death for a completely worthless talentless birdbeaklike singer)
You make me want to lala...if the lala was roll over, vomit, and bag the vomit only to save it for a few weeks in the hot hot sun so i can mail it to you. for kwanzaa. it truly is a celebration of ur harvest...biatch.
by toocoolforschool42 February 20, 2005
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Cheer Athletics

A Cheerleading company created in 1994 in a park with two girls. Now a powerhouse cheerleading organization with well over 300 national titles and 6 world titles.
"Wow! Did you see Cheer Athletics? They're Amazing!"

"Cheer Athletics Blue Black and White, The best of the best, All right!"
by ca4life09 March 22, 2009
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Athlete

An athlete is someone who is very physically active and participates in one or many more kinds of sports. Generally enthusiastic and kind people who respect all other folk's interests.

Not to be confused with the jock, which is someone who is generally very good at sports as well, but is a complete asshole who treats people who aren't quite as athletic like complete shit through name-calling and wedgies.
Ex. 1(Athlete) Tim-"What's up, man? I'm Tim. I like to play football. What about you?"

Bobby-"I like to play the guitar."

Tim-"Ah that's cool, bro! I wish I could play the guitar!"

Bobby-"Yeah, and I wish I could play football!"

Ex. 2 (jock) Randy-"Hey dude do you play any sports?"

Ted- "Nope. I like to draw and dance."

Randy-"Hahaha faggot, you'll never get any girls!!!"
by The Mandon November 8, 2010
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athledick

A medical term similar to shrinkage. Athledick is when a penis becomes much smaller than normal due to athletic performace like it does when it is in cold water with shrinkage.
I hope those girls on the sideline weren't checkin' out my package during the game. I mean I had one serious case of athledick.
by Papawood December 9, 2003
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