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Asbestorant

A restaurant that specializes in serving asbestos
Come down to the Asbestorant! We serve the best asbestos in the westos!
by Werrywit January 14, 2023
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Character Assassination

1. To deliberately destroy someone’s good reputation by exaggerating their flaws, spreading negative falsehoods, and/or manipulating facts.

2. (In fiction) When a normally sympathetic and/or intelligent character is derailed with bad writing by an author and/or creator erasing previously established positive development exaggerating their worst flaws (flanderdization), and/or by making them behave in out of character (OOC) ways that make them come across as unsympathetic and stupid out of nowhere for the sake of creating cheap shock value, forcing a character into the villain role with no organic lead up, retreading previously established character development by undoing it of nowhere to do it all over again, and/or in order for the creator/author to prop up another character and/or ship they unfairly favor as “good” and/or “redeemed” without having to actually put in any sort of effort to develop their favorites in to people who are actually behaving in ways that make them worthy of redemption by attempting to emotionally manipulate the audience to forget about the bad ways in which their favorites have behaved and/or the bad things their favorite character has done by deliberately pulling a character assassination on other characters and/or ships to make them seem just as bad, if not worse, in comparison to their favorites.
1. Who wrote these lies about me in this article? I’m not the horrible person they are making me out to be here! This is character assassination!

2. Emma Swan from Once Upon A Time was such a badass, intelligent, kindhearted, and selfless young woman. Then, she got set up with Hook, and became a mean-spirited, violent, and selfish sidekick to him on her own show. What horrible character assassination!
by AliceKettle January 31, 2021
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raw dog assassin

A man who refuses to wear a rubber while having sex.
Condom? Naw girl, I'm a raw dog assassin.
by valigarmander August 1, 2012
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Asbestos Newt

A very tall invisible lizard resembling a newt. Result of a newt being exposed to the chemical asbestos.
"Yo dawg that lizard is HUGE!"

"That ain't no lizard man! Its an asbestos newt!"
by Bapup November 28, 2011
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Senior Assassin

A game created by a student from Salem high school in Virginia Beach, Virginia.

The game consists of a group of high school seniors ONLY, who are all assigned targets anonymously. The point of the game is for an assassin to eliminate their target with a small water gun before each round ends, which is 7 days. They MUST submit a video of the elimination to the senior assassin instagram page for their targets elimination to count.

The game can be changed each round with new challenges, such as if an assassin eliminates their target in a specific amount of time, then they can informed on who their assigned assassin is for that round.

In the game if you’re wearing goggles on your face, or floaties on your arm then those are considered shields.

Assassins cannot elimainate their target while on a shift at work, in school, or on school property, OR during any school events (such as prom, or before prom).
Girl: Hey, have you signed up for senior assassin?
Boy: Yeah’! It’s so fun watching the eliminations on their Instagram!

Girl: I know!!! I’m about to go elimate my target before they have work. A
by Anon0143 June 11, 2018
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IB internal assessment

Because we are IB students and we handout tons of projects within a year, from a 4,000 word research, 1,500 theory of knowledge essay in which no one in the world knows what it really is, and a business ia which makes up 90000 pages up to math portfolio where you just wanna put your head in a vagina and analyze the graph of how face fucked you got and approximate the size of the vagina by using ti-84.
A level student 1: man, i cant stand this shit anymore, when will this torture end?!?!
A level student 2: dont worry, we'll make it out alive if we just dont sleep and do all the past papers with both time zones
A level student 3: uggghhhh, i bet no one can stand the shit we go through.
IB student 1: hahahahaha, look at these amateurs. You guys even know how to handle a project? It's called IB internal Assessment. You know what assessment means or should I bring you a dictionary?
A level students : ........ Sorry master, it won't happen again.
by marco_uncletony September 23, 2014
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Diagnostic Fart Assessment

A specially developed diagnostic tool used by the EPA that seeks to assess the concentration of methane in a mammal’s farts.
Our staff meetings, as a whole, could benefit from a Diagnostic Fart Assessment, since passing gas is our primary mode of communication.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 25, 2019
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