rubber up

to put on a condom before (anal) intercourse.

verb. Primarily British gay usage.

"I stopped to rubber up before I fucked Jimmy in the arse."

"Guys who bareback don't rubber up."

by stsebastian November 18, 2009

Rubber Douglas

A rubber-gloved handjob with a condom on

That rubber Douglas went south when she learned she had a latex allergy

by Rubber doug February 8, 2020

rubber-fucky

n. The anatomically correct rubber doll that you screw in the bathtub because you cannot get a real person willing to fuck you.

If Wanda would only give me a piece of ass, I would not have to be in this bubble bath with my rubber-fucky.

by Sugarbumbum May 27, 2017

Rubber Fireman

Safe sex method that lets you have sex with a girl of questionable morals. It involves putting on a condom, dipping it in hot sauce, and then putting on a second condom. This way if the outer condom breaks she'll know and if the inner one breaks, you'll know.

Did you bang Sarah last night? Yeah I had to use the Rubber Fireman.

by W K Enterprises January 28, 2011

rubber tree

A small tree in a planter with condoms (rubbers) on it given to couples as a gift/gag gift.

My father gave us a rubber tree at our wedding.

by honestgrove July 15, 2014

Rubber Rabbie

Like a Plastic Paddy but pretends to be more scottish than the scottish or pretends to be king of the picts due to his 1% Scottis Heritage

Malcolm is Such a Rubber Rabbie

by Oure January 31, 2021

rubber johnny

A 6-minute short film by Chris Cunningham, commonly found on websites such as eBaum's World, Wimp, etc. Surprisingly, this film plus a 40-page book sells on Amazon for 10 bucks. This video is creepy and haunting, and about a supposed "teenage mutant" who dances in his wheelchair near the end, with lots of flashing lights. Looks like a rave-type thing. Many strange noises and weird images, so be warned.

Rubber Johnny creeps me out so much.

by Rae* October 10, 2005