Coolest man around if you’re with Kevin then you know he has a big Dick ladies love Kevin as he is always ready to pull out his big Kevin
by Bigdickhurts April 23, 2019
by ieezsooperawzumninja(= February 08, 2010
A Kevin is a type of guy that one could probably catch watching bizarre movies like Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers. The typical Kevin spends most of his time looking for a female (or male) counterpart to explore pornographic fantasies with him.
These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism
A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
These fantasies include, but are limited to:
Orgies (MMF, FFM, etc....etc.)
Double penetration
Titty fucking
Sadomasochism
A Kevin often asks strangely obvious questions to the female (or male) he is courting. Sometimes it is easy for the Kevin to fall into complete obsession. At this point, the prey of the said Kevin should immediately cut all possible contact to avoid being exposed to any infectious matter. If such exposure does occur, the afflicted individual must be hospitalized over night.
1.
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."
2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
"You alive?"
"That's such a Kevin thing to say..."
2.
"You look indisposed. Have you been exposed to a Kevin lately?"
by verysweet10B April 19, 2010
According to Hitchikker's Guide to the Galaxy: Any random entity that doesn't know nothin' about nothin'.
by hg11 June 29, 2009
v. The act of hip-thrusting. The body is positioned in such a manner in which the movement of the pelvic muscles is maximized whereas the movement of the rest of the body is minimized. The hips are then thrusted back and forth in rapid succession. See HardGay.
by BrandonY October 10, 2006
My grandma used her kevin last night... it was hot I wasn't really sure if she was moaning of screaming out of pain but i liked it ∠( ᐛ 」∠)＿
by cr3my testicle October 11, 2019
a guy that will seem like a great guy but will later back stab you and deny everything. according to him it will always be your fault.
by bitchy like always May 06, 2009