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Bench bed

A certain bed you use for sex.
Let's have sex in a bench bed
by G. Dawg October 12, 2021
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Bed

*you cannot rest here, there are monsters nearby*
*sleep deprived* “Where are dem mobs, I just wanna sleep in my bed”
by Count Hellsing February 18, 2021
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bed squash

Man, I didn't want to get up today! I'm such a bed squash
by Cliffko April 18, 2018
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Bed snuggles

Same as cuddles but deeper.
by Thispagewasmadeforme September 10, 2020
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Bed Rotting

Associated with poor mental health; when someone stays in bed all day, only getting up for the bathroom or food
“Hey, have u seen Steve lately?”
‘Nah last I heard he’s cooped up bed rotting’
“Dang somebody should check in on him”
by Leapfrogkid March 25, 2024
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Clean Bed, More Head

When you keep a clean bed set you get more head/oral sex.
Hey Jimmy I have noticed more moaning from your bedroom this week. I know Peter Clean Bed, More Head!
by PrincessRosita November 13, 2025
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‘red the bed’

When you have your period and there’s significant bloody leakage on the sheets when you wake up.
I forgot to put a pad on last night and I ‘red the bed’.
by Aria-Awards-For-Cats April 26, 2023
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