bumpy face 

What drunk bums call seagram's gin because of the texture on the outside of the bottle.

Sales Associate: Hi, what can I get for ya?

Drunk: GIMME DA BUMPY!! I WANT DA BUMPY FACE!!

bumpy face by JenThe80'sFan February 4, 2004

sex bumps 

When a person breaks out with pimples due to lack of sex

Person 1: omg! My face is breaking out with pimples!!

Person 2: Those are aren't pimples. Those are sex bumps!

sex bumps by carmalog January 26, 2011

bumped uglies 

another world of having sex

janice:Over the years, none of you ever got drunk and stupid?

joey:Well, that's really adifferent question.

janice:I can't believe a group of people who spends this much time together has never bumped uglies
.

bumped uglies by abdulaziz agoori May 29, 2008

Kernel Bumping 

Running naked backwards through a cornfield.

How did you get that bruise on your ass?

I went Kernel Bumping last night.

Kernel Bumping by Colonel Buttock July 30, 2009

bumper balls 

Imitation Bull's balls made of plastic or metalwhich are hung from the rear bumper of pick up truck or sport utility vehicles.

I hung some chrome bumper balls on my new F-350.

bumper balls by bumperman March 21, 2005

bumping ugly 

To have sex...fuck...screw...knock boots!

Are you two bumping ugly?

bumping ugly by D0c February 23, 2006

bumper

a booty, typically female

pull up to my bumper

bumper by fizzle March 24, 2004