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Wankability

a scale from 0 to 10 of how wankable something is.

0 means that you wouldn't think of it.

10 means thats its so wankable that you'll do it there and then.
the wankability of mobile phone porn scores 0.5.
by celestial phoenix June 19, 2008
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guitar wankage

Excessive shredding, self-absorbed guitar soloing, or devotion to nerdy, technical aspects about guitars; also owning or fantasizing about extremely expensive equipment designed to make one feel better about oneself as a guitar player.
I went into guitar center the other day, but the guitar wankage was so over the top I had to clean my ears out with a q-tip.
by Zach Amsden December 9, 2008
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Wanked

(adj) origin - Alternate History Forums:

Having had events follow a pattern to create the best possible outcome for a Historical Figure, Nation or Other Entity that in reality would be highly improbable.

Derived from Wank meaning masturbation where the masturbator will indulge in fantasies that in reality would be highly improbable.
Given that the USA's resources are increased 50% and its economic power is perhaps doubled due to greater development, the USA would have an even greater population to become brilliant scientists, and so you can kick technological development ahead by perhaps 25 years.

Then, with this WANKED USA, you explore the concept of space travel and find that it is really within the reach of technology.
by graud999 July 5, 2009
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wank stain

Big fat juicy pile of man juice, stuck on your curtains! Is a Stain
by James Wall August 10, 2003
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wankathon

A recreational wanking event with a sustained duration of 8 hours. The 8 hours is selected based on my personal and extensive experience in the matter. This differs from some of the other definitions which indicate a spirit of competition. It is more about masturbation at ease.
Profit is the reigning champion of the Minnesota Wankathon
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wank

Something that is offensively crap, lame, or generally bollocks.
by feiticeira December 16, 2002
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Shit Wank

A wank that is so bloody rubbish it could be described as being shit. A Shit Wank.
Having completed the first 100 lap endurance race of many on Gran Turismo, I thought I'd reward myself with a nice bit of self-pleasure. I wish I hadn't bothered though. It was a shit wank.
by Silas T. Oysterburger January 14, 2009
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