E-tard 

A person who takes E on a regular basis untill the music in there head plays 24 /7 .

my friend Giancarlo cannot hear me because he is a E TAed

E-tard by Cal Van Clutch November 24, 2003

wii-tard

a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.

"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"

wii-tard by Colin Fields December 28, 2006

e-tard 

A person that speaks "l337" or some other degenerative computer language that may or may not use "rAndOm CApItALIzAtION".

l337Hax0r is an e-tard.

e-tard by Gimp Lick May 31, 2004

slam-tard 

One who is a retard to the point of making one to physically harm another.

"Erin is a fucking Slam-tard...But kinda hot." - Chris's bad side.
"That's fine, she doesn't have to talk when you do her." - Chris's other bad side.

slam-tard by -V(ChXc)- September 7, 2007

Tic-tard 

Combination of lunatic and retard.

Don't be such a Tic-Tard.

Tic-tard by Patti Kate January 19, 2009

Wii-Tard

Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.

"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"

Wii-Tard by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009

Nee'Tard 

A combination of 'Neek' and 'Retard', relating to the shameful, unfunny, lousy, just plain embarrassing things people say or do. Sometimes it's considered cool to be a Nee'Tard, if in the sense you make people laugh at your 'Nee'Tardedness' - so your either mad funny or an actual 'Nee'Tard'. You've been warned.

A boy walks into school with ankle swingers. Some kids shout at him;

"You're a Nee'Tard!"

or

GIRL 1: "Yesterday I farted in my sleep!"

GIRL 2: "Eurgh, gosh you're such a Nee'Tard!"

Nee'Tard by CeeGee. October 23, 2009