Wii-tard

1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)

SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing

While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!

by Uncle Sal April 4, 2008

Wii-tard

Adjective describing persons who are slow, poor, or incompetent at playing and/or understanding the Wii games or Wii game system.

While playing bowling on the Wii game system, Jerry immortalized his status as a Wii-tard by continually throwing the bowling ball backwards.

by Dr. KB December 23, 2008

Wii-tard

Playing Wii sports while on ecstasy.

man 1: "man im rolling balls"
man 2: "lets play another round of wii golf"
man 1: "okay Wii-tard"

by ice.slim December 8, 2009

Wii-tard

Somebody who lives of the Nintendo Wii, spends all their money buying the games and accessories and often uploads reviews about them to Youtube.

All you ever do is play on that damn Wii, face it, you're a Wii-tard

by ColdRicePudding June 5, 2009

Wii-tard

someone who lacks the skill and/or endurance to play on a Nintendo Wii.

Look at that Wii-tard... he has no follow-through on his golf game

by alex middleton December 9, 2006

wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.

My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.

by going fishin July 9, 2009

wii-tard

A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.

A wii-tard named smith broke his arm by swinging to hard playing baseball.

by Dee-de-de December 22, 2006