Wii-Tard

Any person who cannot, no matter how hard they try, get the hang of using a Wii.

"Sally's such a wii-tard, she can't even do the will bowl without f*cking up and hitting the A button everytime!"

by Absolut Ang March 12, 2009

Wii-Tard

A person who is incapable of playing the Ninetendo Wii.

While playing Wii Sports, Bob missed the baseball. Bob is a Wii-Tard

by Jacob Cobb November 22, 2007

Wii-tard

1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)

SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing

While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!

by Uncle Sal April 04, 2008

Wii Tard

One who is not well versed in the universal art of playing Nitendo Wii

Kim: Wow, John really sucks at Guitar Hero
Joe: Yeah, he's a real Wii Tard

by Clifton Twist March 29, 2008

Wii-tarded

using other system's controllers like a Wii-mote

Dude, you look Wii-tarded waving that Xbox360 controller around.

by Marcus White November 28, 2007

Wii-tard

Adjective describing persons who are slow, poor, or incompetent at playing and/or understanding the Wii games or Wii game system.

While playing bowling on the Wii game system, Jerry immortalized his status as a Wii-tard by continually throwing the bowling ball backwards.

by Dr. KB December 23, 2008

Wii-Tarded

The act of getting down with the Wii until it gets Wii-Tarded up in here.

Grant: Yo nigs, where you at?
Patrick: I'm getting Wii-Tarded!!!!!

...

Grant: Shit is mad gay.
Patrick: Nu-uh you're gay.

by Gpopper. March 05, 2010