wii-tard

A person that can't quite grasp the concept of Wii.
This person will often lose to young children.
Also has trouble with Nintendo, Play Station 3, and X Box.

My 8 yr old niece and I were boxing against each other on Wii, and she knocked me out 4 times.
I am such a Wii-tard.

by going fishin July 09, 2009

wii-tard

A select few players from whom it was their own damm fault from receiving any injury resulting from playing Nintendo's newest gaming system, the Wii.

A wii-tard named smith broke his arm by swinging to hard playing baseball.

by Dee-de-de December 20, 2006

wii-tard

a dumb ass nintendo fan-boy nerd who likes the nintendo wii. Actually anybody who likes the nintendo wii is a Wii-tard. The only good game for it is the new zelda and you can get it for gamecube so why the fuck would anybody waste their mony because the rest of the games are dog-shit.

"Get an X-box 360 Chris Choen you fat nerdish blob who plays the violin, fuckin wii-tard"

by Colin Fields December 23, 2006

wii-tard

1) Someone too retarded to play the Nintendo Wii.

2) Someone too retarded to say the word retarded without saying wii or wree instead of re.

1)

Wii-tard - Ugh! I just can't play Zelda... it's too freaking hard!

Dude - Shut up to wii-tard!

2)

Wii-tard - your such a wree-tard!

Dude - The word is RE-tard or WII-tard you numpty!

by dying_wolf June 09, 2007

wii-tard

1. someone who buys a wii for way too much money
2. someone above 18 who plays a wii and isn't drunk of their ass

tom: "I just bought a wii from somebody for just $800!"
con: "...wii-tard..."

by orginalgangstarob November 15, 2007

Wii-tard

1) person that goes absolutely bonkers over playing the Wii and can play 25 hours a day if you let them
2) one who constantly insists on being Player 1 (as opposed to 2, 3, or 4)

SYMPTOMS:
Eyes are generally bugging out like they drank a gallon of spoiled green colored Hershey's chocolate syrup when they are playing

While playing Wii Sports, Jacquie whined and cried until Melanie let her be Player 1, so Melanie told her to stop being such a Wii-tard!

by Uncle Sal April 04, 2008

Wii Tard

One who is not well versed in the universal art of playing Nitendo Wii

Kim: Wow, John really sucks at Guitar Hero
Joe: Yeah, he's a real Wii Tard

by Clifton Twist March 29, 2008