A square bitch looks and dresses average, will have a boring job, be very religious, sexually unadventurous, monogamous or virginal, very politically correct, passive aggressive and although outwardly pleasant and polite, will harbour a shit ton of resentment and hostility which is seen only by those closest to her.
Mary: Guess who's name I found on the sex offenders' list?
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
Kate: Who?
Mary: Pretty lil Mrs Cromwell
Kate: No way! Who'd have thought?
Mary: I would. I never trust square bitches
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Get the Bubblegum West Farms Square Bubblegum mug."dirty squared" you meet a stranger in a bar you both want to fuck all stores are closed and neither of you a have a condom so you say the hell with it
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Get the Square Box Hero mug.Guy #1: You ever heard of Dissenter Squared?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?
by undertheviaduct April 11, 2010
Get the Dissenter Squared mug.When two songs of lesser enjoyment are crudely mashed together by local radio stations to create a song that is shitty to a power of 2. Although there is arguments that one shitty plus another shitty would yield a less shitty song, this is not true. Is in indirect relation, but should not be confused with the Double Shitty
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