smashed ham sandwich

When a woman fist's herself in the ass commonly done in front of a group or partner for awe inspiring or gross out effect

Sam:You missed a great party liz showed us the smashed ham sandwich and bob was puked everywhere

by yaktownwelder January 20, 2010

Smaphrology

The study of teenage drinking patterns and mating rituals. Centrally focused on late night parties and philosophical discussions regarding racial stereotypes and flatulence.

Brianna got a bachelor's degree in Smaphrology before marrying Charlie.

by StrangerDanger4Life January 31, 2010

Smakaroo

(n, slang): Money, typically used in the fashion of money that is easy to obtain.

I got 50 smakaroos for eating a day old pizza, sweet bro!

How many smakaroos did you get for your old bike?!

by broham28324 April 1, 2010

Smash Malice

Smash Malice are the undisputed champion title holders of the Richter City Roller Derby league of Wellington New Zealand. Smash Malice is widely acknowledged as the most stylish and also the far better team within Richter City. Smash Malice are more agile, faster, sexier, have a better line of defense and better asses than their long term rivals Brutal Pageant. Smash Malice coach, Tuff Bikkies, holds the title for best ass in Richter City.

Smash Malice Runs Richter City

by Gazfam3000 July 7, 2010

Smacktivist

Talking smack as a your political platform.

Sarah Palin is a smacktivist. The Tea Party, the Republican party and Fox news are all smactivists.

by Nosmack August 29, 2010

smacker backer

someone who hits someone back in a playful way.

hey * smack * awww, *smack's back* - "you are such a smacker backer"

by S.Word March 14, 2011

Smashterbate

Masterbating while extremely intoxicated

Smashterbate - I don't remember smashterbating last night becuase I blacked out, but I'm sure I enjoyed myself

by RP DP April 22, 2011