Shake n Bake is a H.E (High Explosive) W.P (White Phosphorous) combination of mortar ammunition fired one after the other. Usually at people in black turbans in Southern Afghanistan by British Soldiers.
Russ: "Baz, 500mtrs Target in open 6 armed Taliban...."
Baz: "6 Taliban...Seen"
Russ: "You know what time it is...?"
Baz: "Shake n Bake time Baby!"
Russ: "Shake n Bake YeeeHaaa"
500mtrs away....
Terry Taliban: "Ohh Fuck.....Shake n Bake...............................BOOM"
pisses underwear and turns into pink burning mist.....
A family friendly way to say “go fuck yourself”. Like when someone asks you for a favor and you don’t wanna do them that favor you can say “shake your hand and find someone else.”
So my dad told me “you have to get a job” 6 times in a row and I got tired of it and when he said it again I said “Shake your hand.”