The mongoose

The greatest truck the road has ever seen, also driven by a courageous individual.

The mongoose has a v8

by Hahahhaadk March 28, 2021

Koso mongo

When ones selling a air Conditioning unit out of a Vauxhall Vectra and is pretty dumb

Russ stop been a massive koso mongo

by Joeyboy365 May 14, 2021

Spasticated Mongaloid

Someone whos a mongaloid but also is a spastic

Person 1: "Is that a spasticated mongaloid?"
Person 2: "No that's just thomas parker"

by Pepsi Pubes August 4, 2021

Canadian Mongoose

An aggressively sexual man/woman who enjoys sucking on toes and fingers. Usually identifies as a bisexual.

“That Canadian Mongoose sucked me off so good last night. I nutted 3 times”

by DustanStrokez420 August 31, 2022

Bapple Mongler

Someone so obsessed with bapples (female breasts) that they covet them to the point of theft. The fact that theft is impossible will not stop a Bapple Mongler from trying.

"Albin is such a Bapple Mongler, you can't even have him in the same room as women."

by Codex of Canon November 17, 2022

cock mongler

someone who loves something so much that they defend everything about it and try to make it seem better, alternative to dick rider

"shut the fuck up Timmy you cock mongler, the holocaust will always be a fucking abysmal tragedy!"

by Upright Almond June 4, 2023

Norwegian mongoose

Overly hairy shaft of the male penis

Have you seen Harold’s dick? It’s a Norwegian mongoose!

by Haroldnm69 November 14, 2023