Hobosock

A sock you usually find in random public spaces (under bridges, park benches, or playgrounds) that was used as a condom by a bunch of homeless guys because they can’t afford real ones. The hobosock is usually available for free from goodwill.

Hey, what’s that under the park bench?

Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!

After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.

by Rekivile August 3, 2018

Hobojob

A shameful, regrettable and indistinctively violent handjob from a hobo with calloused and dirty hands in return for pocket change and/or to be allowed to sleep in the doorway of a settlement.

Bro 1: “Hey dude, what happened to your dick? It’s like you ran it over sandpaper!”
Bro 2: “Yeah dude, I got a hobojob last night on my way home from work. Worst decision ever! Though, I might go back for seconds.”

by Rekivile August 20, 2018

hobophobic

N: fear of hobos, homeless people and street dwellers

If I had known how hobophobic he was, I would not have walked in downtown LA with him.

by Lizard boots and Lipshitz August 13, 2019

Hobodopeho

The type of girl that is addicted to methamphetamine and is homeless. These women are generally brought into the trap house by a friend of one of the owners of the home. They do free drugs and promise sexual favors in exchange for meth but rarely every follow through.

That Felicica is a real hobodopeho. She

never puts out but she does all my dope and refuses to move out of my house.

by Ryanfurrysgm September 9, 2019

hobot

n. Scruffy android designed to wander from town to town taking odd jobs and unsecured valuables.

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Who would steal half a can of used oil, some rusty screws and an ice pick?

Not who. What! (cue: dramatic spooky music) Sounds like a hobot is loose in the village! Again!

by gnostic3 December 27, 2019

hobonickel

The official currency of the homeless, created by DallasSoup, a former homeless man himself.

That guy paid me 30 hobonickel for a toe sucking. Made out like a bandit.

by ThroatTearer December 27, 2020

hobojaeger

A very cool, awsome, funny, and lovely human being :)

Person 1: that person is not cool, awsome, funny or lovely- what a loser
Person 2: honestly they just need to be more of a hobojaeger
Person 1: yes thats what i was just thinking- we’re honestly acting like such hobojaegers!
Person 2: rock and roll hehe

by HelloWorld891 June 2, 2021