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Hobosock 

A sock you usually find in random public spaces (under bridges, park benches, or playgrounds) that was used as a condom by a bunch of homeless guys because they can’t afford real ones. The hobosock is usually available for free from goodwill.
Hey, what’s that under the park bench?

Dude, it’s a hobosock!!
Ugh, that’s nasty!

After Ella was done having sex with the hobo, she noticed he used a hobosock instead of a condom.
Hobosock by Rekivile August 3, 2018
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Homosock 

An insult to someone when calling them a homosexual doesn’t even come close to the gayness. And how much of a dumbass they are being to where you can’t even call them a living thing so you default to a shitty sock.

The PINNACLE of insults.

The lowest of scum, shitbags
Person: That dumbass is being so fucking gay it’s so annoying what a absolute FUCKING HOMOSOCK

Homosock: ;-; please don’t call me that..

Person: Shut the fuck up, you HOMOSOCK!
Homosock by Chadtheasian April 23, 2020

Homosocksual 

Preference for both the left and right sock to be the same style and color. Homosocksuality is thought to be largely genetically determined.
James is homosocksual, he always wears two green polka-dot socks except on the weekend when he wears faded pink socks.
Homosocksual by dazzle23 October 3, 2012

Hobo Sock Hop 

A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.
Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.

socks
hobo
poor
homeless
dance
balls
boxes
Hobo Sock Hop by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009

hobosack 

it basically means that you are a hoe living as a hobo and well you live in a sack. its simple
Look at that hoe, she's probably a hobosack.
hobosack by cupcake417 August 25, 2008
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