fart in a colander 

flitting , birdlike, from one thing to another, lacking focus, lacking concentration.

"stone me, denis.""since i made you player/manager you're running around like a fart in a colander"

fart in a colander by theWestHamfan November 11, 2003

fart tip 

the name given to a car exhaust system, or a simple cover for an exhaust which the buyer thinks will boost the amount of horsepower, but it really just boosts the abnoxious level of the driver. The tip makes the car sound like it was pumped with beans instead of gasoline.

Man, look at the sweet fart tip on that guy's honda civic. BAAAAAAMM!

fart tip by Ari April 12, 2005

Fart Dampener 

An item used to absorb the sound of a fart e.g. a cushion or a pillow.

"Yes, the couch is nasty but it the soft cushions make it a great fart dampener."

Fart Dampener by Oler B November 21, 2009

fart in a whirlwind 

When someone like your boss maybe, runs around like a chicken with its head cut off.

Just look at Scott, what a douschebag, he is running around like a fart in a whirlwind again!!

fart in a whirlwind by BigGameDave April 25, 2006

fart spackler 

someone that likes to eat out butt hole and while in the action they ask there partner to fart *typically spray fart* in there face so that they can get off.

joey: u want me to fart in ur face!!! wow i had no idea u were a fart spackler!!!!!
monica: please even a small one!!!

fart spackler by samuel adams February 8, 2005

Fart Ache 

Whenever you fart and get a head ache from the fumes from your
but hole.

*Fart* "oh shit man i got a fat fart ache" (Sore head)
"oh man that stinks your gonna give me fart ache"

Fart Ache by John Payne April 12, 2008

Fart Bubble 

A bubble that stubbornly resides within the chambers of your anus that requires extra force of the bowels to release usually resulting in a fart amplified five to ten times in loudness.

A fart bubble was stuck in my butt in the middle of English, I really wanted to get it out so I forced and that resulted in the most embarrassing moment in my lifetime.

Fart Bubble by TheNeologist November 11, 2010