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Fart breath

Breath that smells so bad, you think someone farted in that persons mouth, then might have actualy taken a shit in it too.
Man that asshole really had Fart breath.
by Overseer April 14, 2005
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fart therapy

A registered fart therapist can provide substantial and scientifically demonstrable relief of things that cause discomfort deep inside of you.
"I would say that fart therapy saved my life" -Boxheadmann
by confuzyon March 29, 2017
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roller fart

A type of fart that falls out of the ass and rolls downward, escaping the pants at the ankle area.
Yup, the roller fart has unusual properties; to fully release it from being trapped, it is often necessary to shake a leg to force it to make it’s exit.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 23, 2019
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Fart Shape

The shape that a fart feels like when it comes out your ass.
person 1: "Dude, my fart just felt like a teeny tiny football."

person 2: "Thats a crazy fart shape man."
by Nem0__ March 4, 2009
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Mc fart

Mc Fart is a fart that occurs after comsuming a McDonalds burger
I dont think that burger agrees with stomach, i just did a Mc Fart
You must of just had Mcdonalds, I can smell your McFart
by Pisoglendis July 31, 2018
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hydraulic fart

The occurance of passing diarrhea or other liquid when farting, or passing gas.
When a guy or gal sqeezes out a particularly squeaky or bubbly fart, one would say, aw' shit, I hope that wasn't a hydraulic fart!
by Rev Ron November 5, 2010
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Farting in an elevator

When you comment on a facebook or reddit thread (usually of political discourse) with a vicious and worthless comment that is only meant to make the rest of the commenters angry for the sake of being a dick. You just say your comment and leave, with no intention of engaging in the conversation.

Like farting in an elevator of strangers as you walk off at your floor, leaving them to deal with your ugly stench.

i.e. When a Hillary person randomly goes on a Bernie person's facebook page thoughtfully discussing healthcare news and leaves a comment like, "You are all a bunch of socialists and you're the reason we have Trump!", or a conservative just goes on a liberals' page and calls them all a bunch of "libtards" and neither respond to questions or comments, that's like farting in an elevator.
I promote thoughtful political discourse on this thread with articulate responses. No farting in this elevator.

The Reddit subgroup "ChangeMyView" has the best rules for keeping people from farting in an elevator.
by BruceLeah July 27, 2017
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