Cole Face

A look of sheer panic mixed with the realization you have just soiled your pants. Named after WWE Announcer Michael Cole.

*talking to a group of people*

Jorge: We walked in on Monti in the john when we got back from a night of Mexican food and Tequila.

Tracey: He had the most intense Cole Face I've ever seen.

by EmperorWu January 21, 2009

council estate face lift

A derogatory term used to describe girls who cannot afford a face lift (trailer trash, council estates). It is characterised by girls who tie all their back very tightly into a pony tail, thus achieving a look similar to a face lift.

I see that scum-bag has a council estate face lift

by DiddlySquat2 May 21, 2008

Rat face

When someone's face resembls a rat

Logan: Taylor look, it's Tyler.

Taylor: he is such a rat face.

by T-may1212 April 29, 2010

Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.

I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour

by Tzeen from Badassmofo.com May 14, 2004

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

punch a baby in the face

To be overly:
confused
bored
mad
sad
temptatious
intuned
glad
or excited.

It is used to overly exaggerate that specific feeling.
And no, it DOES NOT literally mean anything. It's an IDIOMATIC EXPRESSION, it does NOT mean that you actually want to punch a baby in the face.

I'm so confused, I just want to punch a baby in the face.

by xFreedomx January 13, 2009

Face Problem

Term used to describe someone with extreme aesthetic disabilities, although its use is not strictly exclusive to ugly people.

Also used to describe very unlucky people. Like when something bad happens but only to a particular person, he is said to have a face problem because it was only him and no one else had the similiar misfortune.

He was the only person on his paintball team to be shot. The opponents really dont like his face. Poor guy with a face problem.

by Alucrix January 20, 2007