Chooch

Used by Italian Americans to mean an idiot numbskull stupid person also a person who is too old to do certain things

Look at that man riding on a kids bike the big Chooch

by Julia Caesar October 17, 2018

Chooba

Shepard of the forest

Donnie has been caring for the forest, I guess he's a real life Chooba.

by Magick D April 25, 2019

choon

absolute sound cloud anthem

yeooooooooo that's a choon

by Yesladeoonff September 9, 2019

choofy boof

Chubaca and goofy going wild in the booty hole

did you hear about the choofy boof at the bonfire?

yeah i heard they lost some underwear too.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

Puff Choocher

A man who gives a fallatio to another man for money or gain, specifically a truck driver.

"Hey man, is Jake gay or something?"

"Nah, he's just a puff choocher."

by Atytom May 4, 2015

you choose

When a girl wants something specifically, but is trying to keep her “my turn to choose” card. Do not make the mistake to choose the wrong thing.

In a two options situation:
Mathematically speaking there is a 50/50 chance that you choosed the right thing.

Statistically you improve your winrate if you decide to go for the thing you hate more.

Even if it is not the decision your girlfriend wanted you will earn a “I choosed this because I assumed you like it more” card (if used correctly it has a similar value like a “get out of jail” card).

Boy: We go to the football match or the opera ?
Girl: You choose.

by thailand_expat May 17, 2018

cooked chook

someone who is cooked off their head on drugs.

look at this cooked chook

by Levelz31 July 7, 2023