chanceme 

A subreddit on Reddit dedicated to estimating the chances one has of getting into a university. The comments tend to be really pessimistic or negative, no matter how accomplished the poster may be. The posters tend to be insecure, overly anxious people who have done more in their teens than what the average 50-year-old has done in his entire life. It's hard to tell if the posters are that anxious, or if they're mediocre kids pretending to be gods so they can get their egos stroked.

Hi! Middle-class Asian here, 1580 SAT, 4.56 W GPA, 3.97 UW.
ECs: 5432489 hours of community service, made a whole civilization in Africa
International Math Olympiad winner, USACO competitor, qualified for 54 Olympic Events. Editor for the New York Times, Valedictorian, CSGO Major winner.
Chances of getting into UOregon?

Chanceme commenter: Yeah you should probably look at your local community college; 54 Olympic events ain't shit, try 55 if you want a shot at udub

chanceme by xX_LordGaben69_Xx February 8, 2021

channeling aliens 

A lighthearted and subtly derisive expression used to point out a sudden and profound shift in a person’s behavior, when someone does something entirely out of character.

Suddenly, after a lifetime of being late to everything, I found myself arriving solidly fifteen minutes early to all of my appointments, so I began to imagine I may be just one of the many folks who are channeling aliens!

channeling aliens by Dr Bunnygirl June 12, 2021

Chango mutney 

A word you say when you’ve smoked too much Kush before the Indian and you ask to pass the ‘chango mutney’

Hey Jack pass me the f****** chango mutney for my papodams

Chango mutney by Andrew rogatney December 30, 2021

chaneley

An old white man that lays eggs and says "frick"

Chaneley couldn't play Xbox because he had to go lay eggs.

chaneley by sussyamongusbakabaddie July 1, 2022

Line change 

After a long night of shenanigans with your buddy you've only acquired one fine lady. While having sex with said lady you scream Line Change and while exiting the bedroom you high five your buddy and he finishes. Then he screams line change and you return for the cuddle session!

While visiting my friend we went out dancing, he brought home a girl, I was horny too, and the night ended in with a line change.

Line change by huskerdude88 August 11, 2015

Benji's and Change 

\benjēs & chānj\ The act of turning ones head back past their shoulders to check something out, creating an angle greater than 100 degrees relative to the head looking forward.

Usually the subject is a woman's ass or something else of desire.

Disclaimer: Benji's and change have been known to cause serious injury and in some cases death while in a moving vehicle. Exhibit proper judgement when in use.

Tiesha: "Girl did you see that guy nearly break his neck checkin your ass out?!"

Jada: "He was throwin me some serious benji's and change"

Tiesha: "Cha Ching!"

Benji's and Change by thuglife128 September 27, 2011

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]] 

Spamton's famous phrase that somehow hasn't been on the dictionary yet, despite being a meme longer than hyperlink blocked

P1: how is "NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A big shot" not in the dictionary yet?
P2: idk don't worry I'm making a definition for it right now

NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [[big shot]] by fuck off nosy ass prick December 14, 2021