Bastard Bitch

Noun. Someone or something that tickles people without mercy.

Stop tickling me, bastard bitch!

He wouldn't stop tickling me... what a bastard bitch.

by Krispay Babay February 6, 2020

Reverse Bastardisation

To perform an act specifically to iritate a person(s).

That was classic reverse bastardisation.

by Albert Smoota May 13, 2005

Los Bastardos

The best Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadowcast around. Based in Ft Worth, TX they perform every Saturday night at midnight at the Ridgmar Movie Tavern

Tom: Do you want to go and see Rocky?
Joe: Only if it is Los Bastardos show.
Tom: Of course they are the best.

by Trannsie May 28, 2010

old bastard

An offensive word to old people, typically mean old people.

My Friend: Damn, my dad is an old bastard!
Me: ^

by Mr. Hornet May 14, 2019

Tire Kicking Bastard

Type of customer who has read every magazine, every online article, knows every line of the specs but has absolutely no budget, no permission from wife, partner or boss to buy but consumes every type of material like a ravenous T-rex and always has a BS use case that involves every single person in the company.

He begins every conversation asking for a free trial for XYZ corporation, whether of garden hoses or jet engines.

Mr Chen (or Suresh, almost always a recent immigrant with academic qualifications out of all proportion to the incredibly minor role held in a large US corporation) is a complete tire kicking bastard.

by BoilerRoom August 12, 2012

bastard

As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,

i.e. Bastard Spoon
Bastard Octopi
Bastard Spoon mongering Octopi

by Biggles May 29, 2004

Emo Bastard

Non-existent:This is the lamest attemt at trying to be cool rednecks, by trying to bash emo. Rednecks dont have freinds so dont try and say emo's steal your freinds. Sounds to me like one of your " freinds" left you for a real punk rockin' emo.

non existent cause there no suh thing. emo batsard...lame
the emo bastard is non existant.

by brianxcore December 28, 2005