Bastardos 

A generic slang term for a salty or cheesy snack; namely Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, or Combos.

The professor became irate at a student who sat in the front row loudly munching on a king-size bag of Bastardos.

Bastardos by The Search Is Bound to Fail October 12, 2005

bastardos 

adj. (1) Several people with whom you have an insurmountable amount of malice/discontent with.

(2) Many bastards with Latin flair.

Example 1:
The NYPD is full of bastardos!

Example 2:
Dammit the website said the store closes at 9. It's 8:45 and they aren't letting people in? The bastardos!

bastardos by yagami760 April 13, 2013

Los Bastardos 

Definition #1 - Believing that your size and stature makes you more of a man than any one else, in actuality suffers from extreme loneliness and lack of pride.

Definition #2 - One that finds themself on the losing end. "Falling below 500"

That poor bastardos, he's so lonely!

He continues to be the Los Bastardos in this league.

Los Bastardos by Ikenbari Fransiskillnal October 28, 2004

Los Bastardos 

The best Rocky Horror Picture Show Shadowcast around. Based in Ft Worth, TX they perform every Saturday night at midnight at the Ridgmar Movie Tavern

Tom: Do you want to go and see Rocky?
Joe: Only if it is Los Bastardos show.
Tom: Of course they are the best.

Los Bastardos by Trannsie May 28, 2010

Legend Bastard 

A person who’s behaviour is predominantly legendary but who also has the occasional tendency to act like a bit of a bastard.

When a person’s behaviour goes beyond people’s expectations of them and reflects their internal values to the world. They are somewhat what crude but must be admired for their manic enthusiasm and energy . Legend Bastard.

Jack’s some legend, isn’t he!!
Ah yeah, but sometimes he can act like a bit of a bastard too.

Yeah he’s definitely a legend bastard.

Legend Bastard by Legend_Bastard April 16, 2015

bastard bedworth 

A Bastard Bedworth is a type of bet used when playing roulette in a casino. By placing 6 chips on the splits of numbers 5/8, 10/11, 13/16, 23/24, 27/30 and 33/36. By doing this it is possible to cover 1/3 of a section of the wheel. This bet is also referred to as 'Tier' in European casinos

Millie was Bastard Bedworth Betting and won 8 times in a row, lucky!

Danny was upset because he placed a huge amount on a Bastard Bedworth and lost all his money

bastard bedworth by GamblersRamblers January 4, 2014

assrat bastard 

Another way of calling a class A-1 prick an asshole.

That stupid enemabag is such an assrat bastard for starting a needless food fight in the cafeteria this morning!!! :-O

assrat bastard by Telephony May 13, 2013