Definitions by Biggles
bastard
As well as an annoying git i.e Ben Affleck (curse that chin) it can be used in refrence to an object or animal,
curse of the clevage
The curse of the clevage has haunted mankind since the dawn of low cut tops. When your looking through a crowd and suddenly 'WHACK' there's clevage! And even if you don't mean to you cant help but stare just for a second which is just long enough for the holder of the clevage to clock you and then your buggered. For help look up bonzo.
(Looking for someone in a crowd, panning across 'Woopah' theres clevage, pause for a second, realise look away quickly, be ashamed of yourself. (its not your fault)
curse of the clevage by Biggles May 29, 2004