I was under the bed

Had a phenomenal sleep
Sleeping good
Knocked out

Hey, sorry I missed your call, I was under the bed lol.

by Letmehelp May 8, 2025

Bed shit crazy

When someone is so off the rails, that they’ll shit on your side of the bed in an attempt to get revenge.

“Man, that girl Amber dropped a shit right on the bed.”
“Yeah bro, she is bed shit crazy!”

by meowverseer May 7, 2022

Goona Bed

The hide a bed in a hotel room where you can avoid sharing a room with your family on a family vacation and have your own space so you can goon (masturbate) at night on family vacation without your parents knowing.

I’ve seen this hot Latinas ass on the beach on my vacation to Mexico. I can’t wait to goon on the goona bed to that Latinas ass tonight.

by Sussy boi April 7, 2025

Bed Beating

The act of dry humping ones mattress for hours until completion.

DUDE did you hear about Ethan? they found him bed beating himself to sleep!"

by Red D. Mungus August 20, 2025

Bed bomb

Saturating the bed with farts so that when someone pulls back the covers to get in they get a face full of stale farts.

I like to bed bomb a girl early in our relationship, a taste of things to come.

It's a wonder you're single.

by Shuaman June 23, 2019

Shit the bed

To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.

"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"

by Ubeenbamboozledson November 7, 2022

bed bolt

When your bedroom lacks any type of device for locking the door, forcing you to push your bed up against the door to secure it.

My parents removed the locks from my door so they could come in as they please; forcing me to resort to bed bolting my door.

by albinorineo February 18, 2013