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Kevin the short kid 

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Kevin is this one cute ass kid who’s short and has a very small pito:)
Hey look it’s kevin the short kid with a small pito :)
Kevin the short kid by Ummm nose November 26, 2018
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short • Shorty • short bus • Shortstack • short king • Shortstop • short hills • shortie • short man syndrome • Short Man's Syndrome

Got the short straw 

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Describes the person, who gets the most unpleasant or difficult outcome in a situation. You can also say to draw the short straw.
Looks like I've got the short straw, I'm doing the late-shift while everyone else goes to the pub.
Got the short straw by kahramanj August 6, 2019
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Kiss a short boy day 

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On December 3 people are supposed to kiss every shirt boy that they find.
Girl: Hey random short dude! It’s kiss a short boy day so, muah!
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National Punch Short People Day 

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The holiest of holidays in which those of tall or large stature get a free pass (and are encouraged) to punch any short or petite person they come into contact with.
"Yo man I'm gonna go punch some short people because it's National Punch Short People Day!"
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Yeet your short bestie day 

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October 24 is a day, where you get to yeet your best friend. But it's forbidden for shorties ;) It's only meant for all the tall besties :P HAHAHHAHAH
short friend: Hey bestie! :) Guess what day is coming up?
Tall friend: Uh.. Slap ur tall's bestie booty day?
short friend: yeah >:)
Tall friend: guess what, short bestie?
Short friend: what?
Tall friend: well, it's almost "Yeet your short bestie day!"
Short friend: NOOOooooo
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Kick a short person day 

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Since multiple kick a tall person days are a thing I want more kick a short person days. It’s on may 6th
It’s kick a short person day!
*Kicks a child*
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