by SirCaptainJuan September 16, 2009
by Bob O Riley March 10, 2022
To withdraw early from a social event, citing domestic commitments as the cause. Derived from the common expression 'pull a whitey' used to describe those who crash out after drink/drugs.
Ever since he got married, Simon has been known to pull a wifey on several occasions, leaving the pub and all his friends mid-session, saying he has to get back to the missus.
by Clarebear81 February 14, 2011
to be attracted to someone of the opposite gender who was born a) in a different country than yours and b) at least two years after you. To carry out this action, one must make out with this individual for at least 10 minutes in a public place.
"I didn't hear from you last night."
"Yeah, sorry, I was pulling a Charise - I met these cute Belgian guys at a bar and then made out with one of them in Tompkins Park."
"Why didn't you just make out at the bar?"
"They couldn't get in, they didn't have a fake. How about you, what did you do?"
"I put the kids to bed."
"Yeah, sorry, I was pulling a Charise - I met these cute Belgian guys at a bar and then made out with one of them in Tompkins Park."
"Why didn't you just make out at the bar?"
"They couldn't get in, they didn't have a fake. How about you, what did you do?"
"I put the kids to bed."
by snifflebunny April 06, 2010
When you've been holding your bowels for too long and quickly have to make a mad dash for the can at work with air freshener in hand!
by dentaldiva85 December 21, 2016
Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.
by St4lk_e3r February 16, 2022
by Dolores Umbridge February 24, 2018