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I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder 

I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder
I am varter the farter, who raped jimmy carter, who asked for it harder. Also I pee on cats

jimmy two shoes

usually an alcoholic that will fuck anything
Yeah that bitch is lookin for a jimmy two shoes tonight.
jimmy two shoes by Pink Floyd05 September 21, 2008

Jimmy Page

husband of Gracy Page. If you've heard that he's married to anyone else, it was a lie.
Gracy Page? Never heard of her.

No way, dude. She's totally married to Jimmy Page. You know, the guy every classic rock fan calls "jesus".
Jimmy Page by Robert Plant, bitch January 16, 2009

Frosty Jimmy 

The act of ejaculating on a woman's face and leaving her with a goatee of semen
I gave my girl a Frosty Jimmy last night and she ended up looking like Santa Clause
Frosty Jimmy by Simpsonphan January 20, 2009

Jimmy Butler

He a b-ball player that looking like a giraffe to me.He is a former Bulls player and curently playing in Minnesota Timberwolves.He won a MIP award in 2014-2015 season P.S he was homeless
Jimmy Butler will probably make the NBA playoffs this season
Jimmy Butler by Ćirko October 19, 2017

Jimmy Freaking King 

He is the Best Football player at Hidden Valley. #1
He scores all the touchdowns.
He gets all the ladies.
He has the best personality.
He is better than you.
Jimmy Freaking King by Frank Beamer February 12, 2005