Irish Backhoe

Using your permanently disfigured ring finger to diddle the shamrock of an underage teen until he or she froths, while they enjoy the potent aroma of your clovered teabag.
Ah shite, Watson just gave that lad the Irish Backhoe!!!
by Kool-Aid Pimp January 16, 2020
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irish blond

orange haired, as in ginger, but just the hair
yeah, I went on a blind date, but she turned out to be irish blond
by Jeffrey Sun April 25, 2008
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Irish Rubber Band

when one ejaculates into a condom, then tells a female (preferably) to give a blow job. And when she goes to do it pull off the condom so that she gets slapped in the face by semen and the condom, like a rubber band.
get down here bitch so i can give you an irish rubber band!
by guesswho1017 February 09, 2010
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Irish Cum Bomb

Similar to an Irish Car Bomb, but instead of Bailey's Irish Creme poured into a shot of Jameson, a load of cum is shot into it, which in turn gets dropped into a glass of Guinness.
Damn, did you here about Stacy last night?.. She did three Irish Cum Bombs, with three different dudes!!!
by dfoss June 22, 2011
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Irish massage

A knockout punch delivered in a pub or on St Patty's Day. Like most massages, the recipient needs to be woken up when it's over.
If you spill my pint, you're gonna get an Irish massage.
by ITZOFFICIAL August 08, 2014
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irish sticky bun

The aftereffects of having anal sex (cum is sticky)
Hows your irish sticky bun honey?
by LoganTP April 11, 2006
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irish prick

Typically a guy named Patrick, most definitely has hoes.
That Irish prick stole my girl again, damnit.
by Japaneseraingoggles111 March 14, 2017
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