Human piñata

Noun - A person who has frequent sex with a large variety of people. Someone who gets banged a lot.

My friend was a human piñata last weekend. She had sex with five guys.

by Abe505 February 15, 2020

human hoof and mouth disease

What you may eventually contract from habitually being careless of what you say.

If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.

by QuacksO April 30, 2020

Human Capital Stock

1. Soup base made from simmering a CEO for 6 hours with aromatics such as garlic, onion, celery, carrot.

2. Employee; peon.

1. "Just simmer a while. I mean, sit there a while" John the Cannibal said to the company's chief executive as he sat in the hot tub. Human capital stock is best suited for minestrone, he thought to himself.

2. The human capital stock demand equitable rights to that of their superiors.

by TheShredderChan May 26, 2020

Human Torch

When you kidnap someone and take them to your basement then proceed to tie them up and light them on fire while making them watch all the Fantastic Four films on a loop until they burn to death.

Doug: I need to burn off some steam
Rick: why don’t you go Human Torch someone?

by Ur Local Farmer June 1, 2020

Human Grazing

The act of grabbing pubes with your mouth and tearing them off and chewing on them like a cow chews grass. This is typically done for Blowjobs and Pussy eating.

Jenny : How was it with John last night Mia?
Mia : We did some Human Grazing and that’s the last time I let him eat me out.

by Pigeon_King69420 August 30, 2020

human chandelier

(Also known as a human ceiling ordainment) People who simp unbelievably hard.

Wes: "Yo I'm finna go simp."
Eric: "Dude you a fucking human chandelier."

by VCsNobody September 10, 2020

Human Waterfall

The act of urinating and drinking a beer simultaneously.

Chad was so keen to get bent just as fast as humanly possible, he wouldn't even put down the beer to take a leak. Fellow party guests watched in awe as he demonstrated more than a dozen Human Waterfalls before finishing his case of beer.

by spacehead74 September 14, 2020