failboat

any kind of vehicle that has tons of problems and possibly will explode at random.

Yo dawg I was cruisin on the highway when I raced a corvette ZR1 .. I was pullin on that guy mad easy until my motor blew !!!! This mazdaspeed 3 is such a peice of failboat.

by scatt nasty February 16, 2010

bieber fail

An epic fail among epic fails. Coined by Fellon (fellonthedoorproject), in his Justin Bieber's Epic German Fail video. Justin Bieber fails so much, he needs his own level of fail.

Justin Bieber: I don't know what that means! We don't say that in America
Fellon: BIEBER FAIL!

by Filet the Great June 22, 2010

Fail Whale

A person who fails very badly, Mark Gilbert Delorme

When Mark dropped the ball, he was called a fail whale

by Howimetyourmother.com August 12, 2009

Fail

Used as a noun to describe the state of something that has failed to accomplish its goals.

An Internet meme that is applied to any humorous or ironic item/topic. failquail.com has a lot of examples of what it means to fail.

failquail.com has an example of a bakery truck with the brand name "Bimbo" on the side of it. Clearly a marketing fail.

by qkrthnu May 16, 2009

epic fail

a fail that is so epic it is almost a win, or failtastic.

johnny v is an epic fail.

by hahaa. December 18, 2009

The Fail

Detroit, Michigan USA

Nigga at the Chicago Greyhound station: Where u goin black?
Nigga 2: The Fail
Nigga 1: Detroit?
Nigga 2: yea

by DEAbitch May 24, 2018

Fail-Safe

The greatest film in history. "Fail-Safe" was a perfect production crossed with an ultimate cast. Made in 1964 it may have saved the planet. It showed what might happen if the "nuke 'em' system" fucked-up. Fail-Safe sobered its audiences. It made the world more "nuclear smart." Writers Burdick and Heller haunted the world with their view of a possibly tragic future.

You're the president of the United States. Your bombers have "blown past" their "fail-safe points" in a tragic error. As you and your translator "sweat blood," end of the world destiny unfolds right before your very eyes in "Fail-Safe."

by the pro from Dover May 11, 2011