lasagna demon

Someone who has eaten a lasagna so bad that their breath smells terrible even hours later, driving away their significant other.

Bethany: What’s that smell? Is that lasagna?
Steve: Oh, yeah, I had some for dinner…
Bethany: Ew, your breath! Back off, you lasagna demon!

by AstralChaos March 24, 2022

G1 Demon

Someone who only has their G1 license, has yet to complete their G2

“can James drive us there this weekend?”
nah he’s a G1 Demon he can’t drive without his parents in the car

by awfulhyune September 5, 2023

VARSITY DEMON

a varsity fucking demon

“bro marco jones is a fb varsity demon”

by ballslicker9000but69 December 6, 2023

Demon dispelling prayer

Ugh that felt funny...

Hym "Huh? What are you doing? What's happening?"

Iam "I was scrolling through TikTok and I came acroos this demon dispelling prayer... Are you alright?"

Hym "I just feel a little funny..."

Iam "Oh! Shit, should stop!?"

Hym "No! Play it! Play the whole thing!"

Iam "Ok..."

🔥Hym🔥 "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! WEAK!!! IS THAT IT!? IS THAT ALL THE POWER YOUR GOD COULD MUSTER!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

demonize

To blame something or someone they don't like

See: playing the blame game

Hitler, Nazi, toxic, etc. is an overused words to label and demonize people

by Sir. B November 22, 2021

demon sword

When an adjustable cigarette lighter is tweaked so the flame is 6-10 inches high

I borrowed this dude’s lighter and almost cut my face off with a demon sword.

by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018

Yolo Demon

When a options trader wants to go all-in on a play without controlling the balance.

Chad: "Chads! I'm about to bet my life savings on a TeslA naked call!!! Long long the king!"
JoshAnswers: "Don't let the Yolo Demon get you! Balance the budget!!!"

by Causal Trader July 15, 2020