cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

cunt snake

A two-faced twathole, reptile type of bitch.

Did you hear that backstabbing cunt snake talking shit? Watch out for her, she's a cunt snake.

by ms_behaven January 26, 2018

equatorial cunt

A Malaysian or Singaporean in Aviation

They’re all the same bruv, equatorial cunts.

by The guvnor main man June 7, 2020

cunt inspector

Someone who looks inside of bitches dirty hairy hatchet wounds to find old tampons, lint, pieces of shitty toilet paper because they wipe from back to front, cum from random dudes they raw dogged, and old dried up blood clots from their last months period. -Dirty mike and the boys provided this information and it is all accurate.

The cunt inspector instantly puked after smelling the dirty slice of any chick ever because they are sluts. Her cunt smelled of ammonia, garlic, fish, and pussy farts.

by Dirty Mike H. July 6, 2015

Cunt-Hive

The sort of club that only the fool hardy would frequent due to the high level of cunts as patrons

Julian: Shall we go to Bacchus?

Tony: No! That place is a right Cunt-hive!

by Delzdreth May 7, 2009

Cunt Shovel

A penis, dick, cock, etc.

She thinks I'm coming over to do some lawn work but the only tool I'm bringing is my cunt shovel.

by Lamont Walker September 24, 2016

Cunt Smacker

Someone who is rough during sexual intercourse.
Someone who enjoys slapping cunt.

Your dad is a cunt smacker.

I like being a cunt smacker.

Your a cunt smacker, were over.

by Brooke And Jami January 17, 2009