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eggy bread 

bread dipped in scrambled raw egg and fried
eggy bread by Samhanem June 21, 2008

Breaded Bread

A more formal definition of the previous one. The Breaded Bread religion has been around for centuries. It was created by a holy figure known as Jebus Crust. His loyal Breadlings wrote all of his teachings onto thousands of slices of bread. Until now, the religion has been forgotten. Join the Breaded Bread Church to praise our lord Jebus Crust.
Person 1: Are you religious?
Person 2: Yes, actually. I attend the Breaded Bread church and I praise Jebus Crust.
Person 1: I see. I have more respect for you now. Praise Jebus.
Breaded Bread by Breaded Bread January 22, 2021

drop the bread pudding

When you jerk off while taking a shit and glaze the crap with your nut.
I was spanking it and had to shit. I was getting close and didn't want to stop, so I decided to drop the bread pudding.

banana nut bread 

Banana nut bread is a sexual act that requires three things. Requirement one is a man with a curved penis, the banana. The second is a woman with an active yeast infection, the bread. The third requirement is that the man must have sex with the woman and ejaculate inside her vagina, the nut. Banana nut bread.
.... and she had a yeast infection so I finally got to do the banana nut bread! Now I have this weird rash though....

angry bread sex 

When you're playing the video game I Am Bread, and want to break something, so you use the bread to hump it off the shelf.
Man, I was watching Jay play I Am Bread, but he hated the plants,so he had angry bread sex with them 'till they broke.
angry bread sex by Liquormage August 12, 2017

Naan bread 

Naan bread a girl who only has sex with Pakistani men
Look at that girl with that paki geezer proper little naan bread
Naan bread by B’ham gura October 25, 2017