Chocolate Bong

When a girl gives you a blumpkin and then eats your shitty ass directly afterwards, and then proceeds to suck your dick while warming up your balls with a lighter.

“Christian’s birthday is coming up and he’s debating asking his girl for a chocolate bong”

by ballknower44 February 16, 2025

bong pich

Self-centric egotistical, full of oneself that no one can be better than them. Always try to show off materialistic stuff.

don't be so bong pich! care about others too!

by HiIamFine January 18, 2021

Whaling the bong

When the bong is just ash and you have to blow it out and it makes the bong look like a whale.

"Did you send the bong m8?" "Hate to say m8 but ended up whaling the bong, too packed"

by Fucknem8 September 22, 2018

Bong twat

One personal hit from a bong that is analogous to taking a gravity bong hit.

Fuck, I need a bong twat.
I didn't make it to the session in time, so I had to pack myself a bong twat.

by budmasterfleeze October 30, 2007

bong joon-hoe

Someone who likes filmmaker Bong Joon-ho mainly for his good looks, rather than his films.

parasite was good, but i only watched it because i’m a bong joon-hoe. the guy behind the camera is so hot!

by rubella hogshead April 28, 2025

chee bong

An alternative word for "pussy"or any swear word. Use it when you feel frustrated or surprised.

Chee bong! Youre such a bitch!!!! / Chee bong! I was kicked out of the queue for the Taylor swift concert tix!!!@#$@$

by pookietoehairs July 11, 2023

beaker bong

Being a scientist's beaker shaped glass container redesigned as a smoking pipe with water,for dank weed or wacky tobacky,comes in sizes from 1/2foot to 4ft n up.

Damm, nobody can hit my beaker bong as fat as I can,cause Ethan's choked up n tylers faded on the couch. so smoke good trees ,give that wax a break bro.

by smokeytreeswhereibe September 22, 2016