Apple Faggot

Someone who brings apples to work in their lunch box.

"Hey look, Steve brought an apple to work. What an Apple Faggot."

by Spav Nickelbottom August 19, 2013

apple computer

Forget the geeky, we're faster / no we're faster nonsense. Anyone who has followed the parallel development over the last 15 years knows that it goes - Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac pushes in front / PC pushes in front / Mac goes 64 -bit / PC goes 64-bit etc etc - swings & roundabouts.

The definition which is consistently accurate over time is this :

Apple computers are the ones used by people who, in their own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, are more reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

Selah.

Apple User : I, in my own perception, rightly or wrongly, for richer or poorer, remain reluctant to suck the dick of the Man.

PC User : Yeah sure, but right now I have a 7 TeraWhops DellCompaqIntelProtard, which kick ass l337 & compatible with all teh other 100 million (gobble) DellCompaqAMDProtard 7 FiloWhops (slurp) so u r 5u><0r (dribble) & i5 477 teh same culur /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\(glug glug glug)

The Man : Shut it bitch n keep chuggin.

by lex November 25, 2004

apple bottom

A somewhat recent phrase I believe is originally derived from Hip-Hop pioneers, A Tribe Called Quest - from their song "Bonita Applebum."

"Bonita Applebum you got it going on..."

by the chocolate elvis December 4, 2003

apple computer

A computer that geeks buy to seperate themselves further from society

d00d I just bought this l33t Apple yesterday! It's fuckin' 0V3RC10CK4D

by Anonymous July 4, 2003

apple chucking

the act of throwing a patially eaten apple (preferably green) over a brick wall and thus hitting a car that is driving down the busy street on the other side of that wall; the coolest way of getting in trouble in Jr. High School. Especially when your name is Lori.

I'm bored, school sucks... Let's go apple chucking.

by *insert super hardcore/emo line here* April 13, 2005

apple shooter

an awesome drink, which involves mixing a shot glass with half apple rum/vodka and half apple juice. then, one person fills your mouth with whipped cream, and then you take the shot. mmm mmm good!

we did so many apple shooters last night i was pretty messed up

by dome diddly dome October 9, 2006

Apple Harvest

A yearly festival held in Southington in late September/early October. Basically, the highlight of any Southington kid's year. Theres questionable rides, candy, stink bombs, drugs, music,competitions, family nights, and APPLE FRITTERS.

Hey, what are you doing this weekend?

Going to the Apple Harvest, just like everyone in school.

by johnsample March 15, 2008