Ball tracks

Remnants of feces left on the toilet seat from the man's balls and taint

you left ball tracks on my toilet seat

by Kallen89 April 20, 2017

Turtle Tracks

Those unquestionable signs that a turtle has been taking a peek out the back door. Skid marks on one's undergarments as the result of turtleheading.

I pulled off me trousers and to my dismay, I found another set of turtle tracks. I can't wait until they finish renovating the third floor bathroom!

by Bobby "StreetCred" Mcgraw July 23, 2017

ackie trackie

A game needing only people and a lamppost/stationary large object. This game involves a group of people having one person on. Everyone will hide whilst the allocated person who is ‘it’ will stand at the object/lamppost and count down from a decided number. At the end the person will shout ‘ACKIE TRACKIE 123’ and will attempt to find the rest of the players. All players must attempt to reach the object and say ackie trackie 123 before getting tagged. If tagged the player must race the person who is ‘it’ to the object and say ackie trackie 123. Who ever loses the race is subject to the possibility of being on. After everyone has attempted to get to the object, the last person can try to beat the person on and shout ‘ACKIE TRACKIE 123 SAVE ALL’ this would in turn restart the game and leave the same person on. If they are unsuccessful at this, they are on or if they do not say save all, the first person to be caught is on.

“Hey Jim shall we play a dashing game of Ackie Trackie 123?”
“Sure thing Paul, lets call on for Hannah and Jose to play too!”

by Puncturedbicycle May 5, 2018

happy tracks

The act of ejaculating on a girls stomach...

Dude I totally left happy tracks on Bailey last night

by Sholngdonson September 20, 2019

Cy-Tracked

When you smoke Snoop Dog levels of weed and then fall asleep immediately after you made plans to go do something.

Sorry I didnt show up last night, I got Cy-tracked.

by sikpuhp April 20, 2020

binge tracking

After an election, when the results are being tabulated like in 2020, obsessively tracking the news coverage, even if there is hardly any minute-to-minute change in the news, to find out the election winner. The amount of time devoted to watching the news is comparable to time devoted to watching an entire series of a sitcom at the same time. While watching the news feels more justified based on the idea that you are fulfilling your civic duty, it is in fact questionable whether one needs to continuously keep track of the election coverage to that degree.

Chuck: Hey, what have you been doing today?

Zak: I've been binge tracking CNN all day today to see if Pennsylvania and Georgia will flip Democrat.

Chuck: Yeah me, too. I want to see if Arizona will flip Republican.

by ignateuswhittley November 5, 2020

railroad tracks

Badly creased pants

You can't go to the office in those railroad tracks, Bill! Thanks for offereing to iron your own pants, but if they turn out like that you'd better leave it to me.

by DippiusDappus May 20, 2021